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Twilight, aka Bella Swan's Two-Hour Long Petit Mal

Mon Apr 27, 2009, 6:22 PM

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Oh.

My.

God.

This is the stupidest goddamn movie I have ever seen. I feel less intelligent for having seen this movie.

My fiance and I could not finish this even with the Rifftrax.

THIS IS NOT A ROMANCE, IT IS HORRIFYING AND EDWARD CULLEN IS AN ABUSIVE STALKER.

Bella is a Sue, Edward is disgusting and completely unsexy, and I hate Stephenie Meyer for having unleashed this atrocity she dares to call a book upon the world.

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~VaJt Apr 27, 2009, 6:43:59 PM

I couldn't agree more. . . and you know what. . . even more of that infufferable atrocity is on its way.

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I hate my track ball. . .

~kailan Apr 27, 2009, 6:51:23 PM

I'm just.... HOW IS THIS PUBLISHED. HOW IS THIS ANY DIFFERENT FROM THE CRAP ON FF.NET.

....who the hell did she find to be her agent because I want this dude's number .___.

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If you come close enough for me to fall into the depths,
I'll become a shadow, wandering the endless darkness.

~DONGSDONGS Apr 27, 2009, 7:10:26 PM

I found it for freezies on the internet

me and my friend could not finish it

I got to SPIDERMONKEY and just about threw up all over my desk

0/10 would not watch again

~kailan Apr 27, 2009, 8:26:01 PM

haha I didn't finish it either XD I got as far as "OMG I'M A VAMPIRE I'M SO BAD FOR YOU BELLA LOOK HOW DANGEROUS I AM *sparklesparkle*" before I decided that was an hour of my life I'd never have back.

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If you come close enough for me to fall into the depths,
I'll become a shadow, wandering the endless darkness.

~VaJt Apr 27, 2009, 11:16:01 PM

Did you know she has her brother check her fanmail and letters and get rid of anything negetive so that she never sees it? I mean really. . .

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I hate my track ball. . .

*Kaschua Apr 28, 2009, 2:10:59 AM

Interesting observation:

In my "mixed" design classes, the girls/women/men carrying Twilight books are invariably the fashion students. By and large, these are a lot obsessed with the color pink and the latest celebrity gossip.

Coincidence?

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Where beauty is worshiped for beauty’s sake as a goddess, independent of and superior to morality and philosophy, the most horrible putrefaction is apt to set in. -Aldous Huxley

~kailan Apr 28, 2009, 7:00:05 AM

...oh god, she *is* a fanfiction.net member!

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If you come close enough for me to fall into the depths,
I'll become a shadow, wandering the endless darkness.

~kailan Apr 28, 2009, 7:01:39 AM

With things like this, I don't believe in coincidence.

Just... oh lord, that was putrid. I think I made it about halfway before I asked myself why I was watching this tripe.

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If you come close enough for me to fall into the depths,
I'll become a shadow, wandering the endless darkness.